Monthly Archives: September 2014

Eroica 2013 Columbia Valley riesling

Oh Florida. A Tampa woman manipulated herself to make it look like she now has three, count ’em, THREE boobs that she supposedly paid $20,000 for to have a third funbag surgically implanted on her chest all in a quest … Continue reading

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Chateau Ste. Michelle 2013 Cold Fiddle white wine

Seattle’s had a summer for the ages, easily the warmest summer since I lost my virginity. And with the baking temperatures cometh the wild, the wacky news that no one wants to claim. Last Saturday in the heat, a Krappy … Continue reading

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Efeste 2011 Lola chardonnay

This is why all teenagers should be jailed when they enter high school… so they learn the payment when they do commit a retarded deed in society. A 17 year-old from (where else?) Skyway was arrested from mall camera evidence … Continue reading

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