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Mercer Wine Estates 2009 riesling

Tasted at 48-52 degrees on the IR temp gun. Color: electric light straw. Nose: peach blossom, honeysuckle, lime, floral essence. Mouthfeel: light-bodied with zippy acids. Tail trail: 4 seconds. Flavors: peach syrup, green melon, apricot. Food pairing: beef stew and … Continue reading

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Kiona Vineyards Winery 2009 Washington State riesling

Our crack investigative team has uncovered the mysterious breakup of Sean and Anny and newfound bond between Sean and Jameson. Not that anyone with decency wants to know, but deep down… you know you want to know what happened with … Continue reading

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Milbrandt Vineyards 2009 Traditions riesling

Looks like Greg P. Utt was recently scented, err… spotted… guh, seen traversing through a Berlin airport after travelers there complained of a skunky, cat-pee like smell. 53 people were sickened by the stench wafting from a men’s bathroom where … Continue reading

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Ad: Yak Yak Wine 2009 ‘Ernest and Jennifer’ riesling

Dedicated to Chris. And Jennifer and Ernie. Here’s the summer collection of tweets and Facebook entries from some of your most obnoxious, fugly wine blogging liars (and one funny one). Enjoy! Sean: “I’ve never gone down on a man, but … Continue reading

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Southard Winery 2009 Columbia Valley riesling

I woke up this morning around the crack of 3:30am when it hit me… yesterday, Seattle was the most dangerous locale in the entire world. Worse than Lebanon. Worse than Tripoli. Worse than anywhere in Syria. Six dead as a … Continue reading

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