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Fidelitas 2005 Champoux Vineyard cabernet sauvignon

More evidence from Generation D… the dumbest generation. So apparently, there’s a new device released in the wild recently that combines the anatomy of a bong with the shape of a Champagne flute. Hipsters have gravitated to this new form … Continue reading

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Double Canyon 2013 Horse Heaven Hills cabernet sauvignon

Breaking news from Anny as they prepare for their nuptials: “We at Washington Free Wine Reporter would like to share a cautionary tale with our twelve fans. Last night, our non-credentialed wine expert Sean Hong was cutting jalapenos and neglected … Continue reading

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Smasne Cellars 2010 carmenere

Aspiring wine blogger-to-be Steve Rannazzisi got called out for his lie after boasting that he narrowly escaped the World Trade Center on 9/11/01. He went from 2009’s “I was there and then the first tower got hit…” to 2015’s “I … Continue reading

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Columbia Crest 2013 H3 Horse Heaven Hills chardonnay

F— Butler. F— Virginia. F— Villanova. Bracket busted way too early this year. Sure has been a long, warm winter around these parts. Just made it through a long, drawn-out project that’s just getting some publicity and will soon hit … Continue reading

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Adams Bench Winery 2011 Mays Discovery Vineyard cabernet sauvignon

Yet another gorgeous cabernet made in Woodinville. Tasted at 57-64 degrees on the IR temp gun. Color: black garnet. Nose: black currant, blackberry, black plum, smokehouse, red mulberry. Mouthfeel: full throttle. Tail trail: 15+ seconds. Flavors: spectrum of black fruits, … Continue reading

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Columbia Crest Winery 2012 H3 cabernet sauvignon

Breaking News: Senior wine writer Gray Paulgutt was last seen giving a wine seminar in southern Japan. How do we know this to be true? Well, the newsfeed stated Mount Asshole erupted, polluting the skies there. Who else could it … Continue reading

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Andrew Will Winery 2006 Sorella red wine

Dafuq is wrong wit’ the Seahawks??? Let’s spell it out… new cast, lack of depth, no Golden Tate, and most importantly, no offensive line. It doesn’t help that they’re playing quality teams every single week while their non-performing list resembles … Continue reading

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