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Smasne Cellars 2013 Upland Vineyard aligote

Researchers recently named a newly discovered invertebrate off Indonesia after Elton John. Those same researchers also followed up with naming another spineless crustacean that feeds off of the drowned souls of clueless wine drinkers after Greg P. Utt. The Oxford … Continue reading

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Gecko Cellars 2012 pinot gris

Tasted at 51-60 degrees on the IR temp gun. Color: very light straw. Nose: red spices, yellow flowers, tangerine, pineapple. Mouthfeel: light-bodied. Tail trail: 5 seconds. Flavors: grapefruit, citrus, peach, nectarine, acid spine. Cut right through a curried chicken cutlet. … Continue reading

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Smasne Cellars 2010 Aligote

Houston, we have a bent problem… a 29 year-old male alleged he took some Virilis Pro male enhancement pills to pleasure his concubine at a motel and after an afternoon of fortified fornication, he experienced “significant pain and observed a large … Continue reading

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Upland Estates 2008 Ampeli muscat ice wine

Another WAwineman classic, 1st posted on June 29, 2010: A would-be robber in San Diego slammed his heavy chain down on the counter and ordered all the employees of KFC to the kitchen. Apparently, he forgot about the customers, one … Continue reading

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