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Smasne Cellars 2013 Upland Vineyard aligote

Researchers recently named a newly discovered invertebrate off Indonesia after Elton John. Those same researchers also followed up with naming another spineless crustacean that feeds off of the drowned souls of clueless wine drinkers after Greg P. Utt. The Oxford … Continue reading

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Smasne Cellars 2010 Aligote

Houston, we have a bent problem… a 29 year-old male alleged he took some Virilis Pro male enhancement pills to pleasure his concubine at a motel and after an afternoon of fortified fornication, he experienced “significant pain and observed a large … Continue reading

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