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Davenport Cellars 2015 Snowflake white wine

It’s Washington Wine Month as declared by the half-wits and inbreds over at the flimsy marketing consortium known as the Commission so you know what that means? Grimy supermarkets selling their old stock at “sale” prices they should have been … Continue reading

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Betz Family Winery 2014 Reserve du Soleil red wine

Let’s all hail Donald Trump as the next President of the United Stats. After all, the Don himself said he was leading in the polls and he personally sent me a confirmation at 4 in the morning that I will … Continue reading

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Betz Family Winery 2012 Le Parrain

Do we miss Florida or waaaaat? A 68 year-old Lakeland┬ápensioner was one of the solicitors in an undercover sweep of prostitutes. The following is a trail of his crime, not unlike a local wine blogger preparing to give a speech … Continue reading

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Savage Grace Wines 2014 gruner veltliner

How can you not love Donald Trump for speaking his mind and representing all the non-ethnic CEOs of this great nation? I had the honor of interviewing this masterpiece of business eccentricity recently while on a brief walking tour of … Continue reading

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Aspenwood Cellars 2010 Red Willow Vineyard syrah

Stole the show at a recent blinder… Tasted at 61-68 degrees on the IR temp gun. Color: dark garnet stainer. Nose: cedar, smoke, blueberry, black licorice, raspberry, dark cherry, forest drought. Mouthfeel: full-bodied. Tail trail: 10+ seconds. Flavors: cherry, blueberry, … Continue reading

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Pondera Winery 2010 Stillwater Creek malbec

A winner somewhere. Tasted at 58-62 degrees on the IR temp gun. Color: inky black garnet. Mouthfeel: mouthful. Tail trail: 10+ seconds. Nose/flavors: bold, brambly fruits, dark smoke, blueberry, white pepper, cedar, pine cones, sweet tannins. Perfect with brisket and … Continue reading

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Lauren Ashton Cellars 2011 Cuvee Arlette red wine

Tasted at 59-65 degrees on the IR temp gun. Color: dark magenta. Nose: dried hay, blackberry, fungy, raspberry. Mouthfeel: full-bodied with some tang. Tail trail: 8 seconds. Flavors: unripened berries, granulated bark, mineral water, heavy tannins, potting soil, puckering tea … Continue reading

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