Monthly Archives: February 2013

Syncline Wine Cellars 2010 Underwood Mountain Vineyard gruner veltliner

What kind of Washington wine heretic would refer to Columbia Valley syrahs as tasting like a “three-ring circus”? A grumpy, bitter old fart who artificially hypes up wines from one AVA for pay, that’s who. Every lover of Washington wine, … Continue reading

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Titan Cellars 2009 Red Blend

Wine bloggers in Washington are a fetid, feculent group of delusional lowbrows who think wineries owe them for hyping up their wineries to all ten of their brokeass compadres. Evidence of their immature, outdated, and all-around blasé “vibe” strategies are … Continue reading

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2012 Grape Report for Washington State

The year 2012 saw Mother Nature shine brightly on all of eastern Washington’s vineyards, leading to what will be one of the greatest vintages in modern Washington wine history. When the “heat units” report was finalized at the end of … Continue reading

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