Monthly Archives: August 2015

Smasne Cellars 2013 Upland Vineyard aligote

Posted on August 31, 2015 by wawineman

Researchers recently named a newly discovered invertebrate off Indonesia after Elton John. Those same researchers also followed up with naming another spineless crustacean that feeds off of the drowned souls of clueless wine drinkers after Greg P. Utt. The Oxford … Continue reading →

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Matthews Winery 2013 Columbia Valley sauvignon blanc

Posted on August 24, 2015 by wawineman

Meanwhile, in Florida the last 30 days… A 24 year-old black woman lifted a glass dildo from a Vero Beach Spencer’s store (retail: $24.99) before getting apprehended in a nearby Aeropostale store. Before posting a $500 bond, she allegedly stated … Continue reading →

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Sineann 2013 Columbia Valley cabernet sauvignon

Posted on August 17, 2015 by wawineman

Around 3am, a Marietta, TX man aimed his trusty .38 revolver at a clueless armadillo sniffing through his property and fired three shots at the unwitting critter only to have one of the bullets ricocheted back into his jaw. In … Continue reading →

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Arbor Crest Wine Cellars 2013 Five Vineyards cabernet sauvignon

Posted on August 4, 2015 by wawineman

Apparently, we have new wine bloggers in our midst as Seattle was just nationally ranked number 7 amongst the rattiest metropolitan areas. Paul Ratsazelli of the Sodo district commented, “Indeed! The rat ranking definitely explains a lot, but doesn’t explain … Continue reading →

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