Monthly Archives: October 2012

Washington AVAs 2012 Growing Degree Days Total

The 2012 wine-grape growing season is, for all intents and purposes, complete after near-ideal growing conditions for the vintage. We’re talking small berry size (similar to a wine blogger’s gonads) but in this case, that’s a good thing as cabernets … Continue reading

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Furion Cellars 2008 Vinea Cruor sangiovese

Now, we get back to the fun part of my local wine explorations. After all, for some of you Washington wine aficionados, this is why you read this blog. There are more under-the-radar wineries in the Snohomish-King-Pierce Counties than you … Continue reading

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Kiona Vineyards Winery 2009 Washington State riesling

Our crack investigative team has uncovered the mysterious breakup of Sean and Anny and newfound bond between Sean and Jameson. Not that anyone with decency wants to know, but deep down… you know you want to know what happened with … Continue reading

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Milbrandt Vineyards 2009 Traditions riesling

Looks like Greg P. Utt was recently scented, err… spotted… guh, seen traversing through a Berlin airport after travelers there complained of a skunky, cat-pee like smell. 53 people were sickened by the stench wafting from a men’s bathroom where … Continue reading

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Pacific Rim Winemakers 2007 Wallula Vineyard riesling

There is no question that¬†Washington State¬†leads the nation with dumbass news. While more populated areas like Florida and California do their best imitations, when it comes to original idiocy, no one, and I mean, NO ONE state produces more boneheads … Continue reading

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